I want to convert... Christians/Mormons/Scientologi… Witnesses/Catholics, can you levitate?

I was wondering that since your Holy Stories are really magical maybe you can levitate as well. So, can you guys levitate or is your religion not that cool? It would also be cool if you could teleport stuff and change colors at will too. Let me know, I am trying to decide which religion will grant me the best super-human powers.